More like "wilderbeast"

You know what really grinds my gears... Women who refer to themselves as "cougars", and look like they got beaten with an ugly stick. In order to be a "cougar", you have to be hot, okay? Just because you're single and over 40, doesn't mean a damn thing. If you are an old douchebag who is in desperate need of botox, a boob lift, and vaginal tightening after your 4 kids from 8 different husbands (all of whom dumped your old ass), you are not allowed to refer to yourself as a "cougar". But I'm pretty sure "Dried up old hoe" is available...try that one on for size. ...And that's what really grinds my gears, back to you, Diane!

Where did all the stores go?

You know what really grinds my gears... someone was saying today that Owings Mills Mall is going down hill. you think? That's what happens. You put in low-middle income housing and all the trash moves in. At first you get like students and people who are only in town for an short period or people who work nearby and finally found a place within their budget. But then you start getting the city in the county. You start hearing about drug dealings and shootings outside of the mall which scares all the middle to upper class people away. Therefore the stores that sell nice shit go out of business and then what have you got? A shitty mall or as Chris Rock would say a "Black Mall". ...And that's what really grinds my gears

Can I do anything to help?

You know what really grinds my gears... When someone asks if there is anything they can do to help and then when you ask them to do something they find a reason not to. I mean you need to stipulate in your offer that you will only do certain things. It's like "can I do anything to help as long as it is fun and convenient for me at this very moment?" No Thank you! Why would you ask me if you can do anything to help when you're just going to turn me down anyway. It makes me look like an idiot! Of course i'm going to ask you to do something that is not fun and convenient for you when you ask if i need any help! If it was fun and convenient then I would WANT to do it and wouldn't need any help! SO thanks for nothing! ...And that's what really grinds my gears

An actual Peter rant!

You know what really grinds my gears... Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think its immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read! " ...And that's what really grinds my gears

You Gonna Be Around Later?

You know what really Grinds my Gears... - People should stop saying "around you gonna be around later?". Like, when you're on the phone with someone, and they say "I gotta go, but are you gonna be around later?". YES!! Where the hell would I go? I'm not being deployed to Iraq. I'm not going to hop a plane to Australia all of the sudden. There's no mission to the moon that I've been invited to attend. Plus, I'm on my cell phone. The whole purpose of a cell phone is to be available to people at pretty much all times. Stop asking that, it's a dumb question. - And while you're at it, stop saying "It is what it is". I know that, you asshole! Of course it is what it is. If it WASN'T what it is, it'd be something else, wouldn't it? That phrase doesn't make you sound like Socretes. It makes you sound like a douchebag who has nothing better to add to the conversation than stating the obvious. ...and that's what really Grinds my Gears, back to you Diane

I'm NOT Okay With This...

*Grinds our Gears* - Don't say "are you okay?" or "is there anything I can do?" to someone who just told you awful news. It's annoying and insincere. No, I'm not okay that someone is dying, or that I got in a car accident, or that I got my tooth knocked out by a beer bottle. And you're not planning to do anything even if I did say that there IS something you can do, so don't ask. Just say "I'm sorry that happened. Want to go get drunk?"