More like "wilderbeast"

You know what really grinds my gears... Women who refer to themselves as "cougars", and look like they got beaten with an ugly stick. In order to be a "cougar", you have to be hot, okay? Just because you're single and over 40, doesn't mean a damn thing. If you are an old douchebag who is in desperate need of botox, a boob lift, and vaginal tightening after your 4 kids from 8 different husbands (all of whom dumped your old ass), you are not allowed to refer to yourself as a "cougar". But I'm pretty sure "Dried up old hoe" is available...try that one on for size. ...And that's what really grinds my gears, back to you, Diane!